Issue: January 23, 2026

I love goldfishes ’cause they’re so delicious! & ya know what ELSE is delicious? ICE CREAM!!!

What ice cream flavor shows up in the title of a “Weird Al” Yankovic parody of a #1 Joan Jett hit?

I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream! & ya know what ELSE I scream for? The Scream movies!

How many Scream movies have been released to date? In my opinion, it’s a perfect number of movies! Which is kinda too bad, ’cause apparently there’s another one (Scream movie, I mean) comin out in a li’l over a month. But DON’T INCLUDE THAT ONE when ya count up your answer!!! I only wanna know how many Scream movies I could go out & see RIGHT NOW, today!